As I am getting ready to leave this morning the phone rings. Without even looking I answer it and am greeted by a woman who then proceeds to butcher my last name, "may I please speak to Mrs. ^$#&*(?" At this point I knew it was a telamarketer and I said, sorry she is not it.
"Well, then may I speak to someone on her staff?"
"Her staff, may I speak to someone on her staff?"
"She has no staff."
"Oh, well I will call another time."
Now I have thought of this all day. Who would be calling me thinking I had a staff????